Hi folks, just a quickie.
In my kidney-crushingly funny series on Blogging Tips – I ranted at those annoying bastards who just “like you and run” to drive traffic to their site.
I love myself, so you don’t have to.
I have now been hit by the most gratuitous like-and-run I’ve yet had. The cretinous Robert Gibb, he of the ‘punch-me-in-the-face-grin’ and smarmy gravatar has liked lots of my posts. He is not even a blogger, not even using a blog to sell – just a straight-forward crap-shop web-site.
So this is me, doing what I can to ‘anti-spam’ that pissant little shit who has defiled my blog. WORDPRESS ARE YOU LISTENING? We deserve the control to remove SPAM likes from our posts – especially from brill-creamed bastards trying to make a fast buck through exploiting peoples paranoia over their body image.
Searching for Robert Gibb and supplements, looking for “truthaboutabs.com” (DO NOT VISIT THIS LINK- it’s a rip-off, I’m just trying to steal some of his SEO)? I hope that brought you to this page instead. He’s a twat of the first order. Go somewhere else. Go ANYWHERE ELSE.
The world is insane and I'm in writing therapy!
Awwe shit, Gibb won in the end because he tricked you all into mentioning his sorry ass over a like. What a fucking scam.
Whats weird is that this is my most commented post by far – is my other writing so bad!!
Anywho, I’m hoping search engines will now come here and not to him – so we win in the end!
Wait, what? Who is this guy? I don’t pay that much attention to likes so I don’t know if he liked me or not. I know in the beginning I got followed by people who were so creepy I was thinking maybe just maybe they weren’t there to see my Alice in Wonderland pics. Or maybe they were which is even creepier.
He seems to have shot through and gone, the git.
You have pictures?! *unsettling cackle*
only kidding…
I’m going through yer bins!
Hey, Gibb just liked my blog! He’s still around. Creeper.
Check my latest post! The git!!
So weird, I read this post yesterday, had a bit of a laugh and then last night that guy liked my latest post. Wee-yerd. & creepy wtf.
I’m telling you, he invented the word ubiquitous…!