It isn’t broke and you can’t fix it

Recently the government has called for warning labels on wine as there are on cigarettes. That's right Cameron - we're really stupid. All this time we've been knocking back the hard stuff convinced it's got vitamins and life-giving magical wasp-semen in it. Thank god you're here to help us poor, retarded infants tie our shoes... Continue Reading →


Doctor, doctor, I don’t quite feel ill enough…

I was reading through the side-effects on some pills today and was most alarmed. They're an experimental drug to try and cure arseholes - but so far I feel no different. We will see if the long term effects are any better. If the cure works on me I am thinking of pouring pills in... Continue Reading →

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