Hi Beautiful followers of the Panda! My new job seems to have temporarily removed my ability to have any kind of life!! I wake, work, get home, eat and find its bedtime and I’m knackered. Yet over Christmas and new…
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I want to be good, but I also love boobies!
I am seeking the feedback of those marvellous women who, for unfathomable reasons, choose to regularly digest this Panda’s offerings. The following thought struck me as I passed an Ann Summers shop today. I hate Ann Summers. The why of…
Tagged with: Ann Summer, funny, gender, humor, objectification, penis size, sexism, the gaze, Women
Posted in Funny (maybe), Rants
Posted in Funny (maybe), Rants
You can’t be a member until you provide your membership details…
My good Blend Jasc suggested I should write about my attempts to go self-employed. Frankly they are mostly not interesting, involving spending so long on hold that Vivaldi’s Four Seasons has bored a hole into my brain and made my eyes…
Tagged with: benefits, funny, immigration, paradoxes, rants, self-employment, stupid rules, work
Posted in Culture / News, Funny (maybe), Rants
Posted in Culture / News, Funny (maybe), Rants
Sorry guys – I’m not dead yet!! Oh, and what bloody sunshine!
Well, it’s been a long time. If my manhood was that extended maybe my marriage would have survived!! Yep, all this time away has not made me civilised. I apologise for my vacation – suddenly having one’s life drain down…
Tagged with: absence, benefits, blog, cameron, dribbling wombats, funny, Housing Benefit, humour, job, National Health Service, poverty, rant, return
Posted in Culture / News, Funny (maybe), Rants
Posted in Culture / News, Funny (maybe), Rants
The War on Drugs PT5 – This Baron Land
This is part five of a series in which I use the American drug war to examine wider social concerns. You can also read : the intro, part one, part two, part three, part four. We’ve been looking at five…
Tagged with: capitalism, CEO, crime, funny, humour, Illegal drug trade, lies, politics, Prohibition of drugs, trade, war on drugs
Posted in Culture / News, Funny (maybe), Rants
Posted in Culture / News, Funny (maybe), Rants
The War on Drugs Part 4 – Power (not powder) corrupts
This is part four of a series in which I use the American drug war to examine wider social concerns. You can read the intro here, part one here, part two here, part three here.
In part four we will look briefly at crime by ‘drug-gangs’, then more closely at the real mechanism that perpetuates this problem.
Tagged with: bad policy, Crime and Justice, Drug-related crime, funny, gangs, gun law, humour, illusion, politics, power corrupts, rant, terrorism
Posted in Culture / News, Funny (maybe), Rants
Posted in Culture / News, Funny (maybe), Rants
Why the war on drugs is also the fight for freedom – Introduction
I’ve already written a little about the film The House I Live In here. But there is so much in the film that goes far beyond drugs and crime that I’m going to dedicate a series to it. In part…
Tagged with: capitalism, drug war, education, funny, humour, lies, money, Police, politics, ranting, United States
Posted in Culture / News, Funny (maybe), Rants
Posted in Culture / News, Funny (maybe), Rants
Lil Miss Mighty Mouse – Guests blogs to battle withdrawal!
From the blue, Mind of a Mouse sent me this post, which was very splendid of her and rescues me from my current postless dessert. I have mentioned my terribly interesting life getting in the way of my Blog, but…
New Words Part II – Neoblogisms
Neoblogism – A new word invented especially for bloggers 🙂 Welcome to part two of my dictionary suggestions (part one here). I apologise to all that I barely have time to post at the moment, and I will try to…
Tagged with: blogging, blogs, follows, friends, funny, humour, neologisms, posts, purple catfish, writing
Posted in Blogging Tips, Funny (maybe)
Posted in Blogging Tips, Funny (maybe)
Can I resist calling this the second coming? (it seems not)
I was recently blessed by a guest post from Jesus. My good Blend Merby asked if I can put some more questions to Jesus on her behalf. I did, and he replied! Welcome back, Jesus! Hey people, good to be…
Tagged with: aliens, conectedness, funny, Gun control, human frailty, humour, Jesus, poem, technology
Posted in Funny (maybe), Self-Help
Posted in Funny (maybe), Self-Help
