A Rumoured Apocalypse – A Poem

The creaking cupboards

Dusty floors

All the grubby cubby holes

I couldn’t take any more

Sent me out

Into the street

I flapped my arms

Like butterfly wings

Shouting the end of things

Praying for apocalypse

To save me

From my shopping list

My face so distraught

With the panic I wrought

My fears were bought

Sanctuary sought

With little thought

My indulgence played

A went home again

While the world dominoed

With the terror I’d sowed

My troubles were forgotten

They reached for the button


The world is insane and I'm in writing therapy!

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11 comments on “A Rumoured Apocalypse – A Poem
  1. I love it! It is apocalypse by proxy!

  2. UndercoverL says:

    Did you DIE??!!! I am convinced that it is the 23rd and that we’ve all been had by these shifty Mayans. Can I call you at 16:01 my time on 12/22– sorry 22/12(00:01 your time 12/23– sorry 23/12) to find out if you’re still alive?

    • ruleofstupid says:

      Sweetie if I can work out what the hell time you’re talking about, I’ll try and be there. Otherwise I’ll be touching myself to celebrate being alive. X

      • UndercoverL says:

        Can’t you get Mrs. Fierce Panda to give you a wank in celebration? Must you do it yourself? It’s not every day you find out the world could have ended but didn’t… or maybe it is.

  3. Pray you don’t survive a nuke apocalypse.

  4. You want the Apocalypse to save you from shopping??? Man up Mr. P 🙂

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