Never let it be said that I only complain, oh no. I act.
So it is that I have created my very own award. Please feel free to discover, admire and smell the brand new Flungdung Award complete with its own page!
Now I – and any others who like me would rather not do awards (yes Jasc, Susan, merbear, BB, Undies this is for you too 🙂 ) – have a nice, ready made way of saying thanks, but no thanks 😈
Of course, I’m not a one trick pony either – so my Award has several modes of use (extra, specific badges to follow – perhaps, if I have time and it’s still funny to me tomorrow!)
You can all thank me by leaving your own onomatopoeic word for the sound of two snails mating in the comments section below 🙂
Rule of Stupid 
Slunk..
Cor – snails get it done quick eh!?
Yes..I think the slime helps things along. 😉
Hmm. Screen licking, snail shagging – I’m really taking you places eh!?
Yep you are totally warping my innocent mind!
It is my purpose
Umm ..’slerrrsh’ whilst copulating… then ‘ssshhheeekkkk’ when they are done…that’s all I got 😦
You are on a roll with the Awards *giggling*
I did not predict so many ‘k’s’ frome their slurpy mouths – but I admire your dedication to detail – copulation and orgasm!
I did not predict so many ‘k’s’ from their slurpy mouths – but I admire your dedication to detail – copulation and orgasm!
yshlup.
Ha! I’m so glad people are actually giving this a go.
I like it – very gloopy 🙂
Shooowicks
I, too, was surprised they made a k sound, but I;m certain on this one
Your certainty betrays an underlying madness 😉
I should certainly hope so!
Another kkkkkk person 🙂 We are all gloopy… give us the challenge and we provide!
The ‘P’ sound has been sorely neglected in these comments. I propose ‘pppllluuuupppuuussss’ for the initial event between two newly mated snails, and ‘plupus’ for the quicky.
hehehe – plupus – love it!
Somehow these sound energetic (for snails anyway) – this is snails banging, as opposed to snails mekin lerve!
Heh, heh, heh. You wrote “puss.”
Oh crap – this is funny. You RULE panda.
Thanks Moby – do feel free to start handing out a few turds for xmas!!
Sha-wicky, wicky, wickyyyyy, sluuuurp! That was a real turd. How appropos!
Well, points for expression, but that sounds more like snails at a rave! You’ve spent too long in Wonderland!
Or possibly you know too much about snail sex.
A man of action. That’s hot.
Oh yeah – I don’t just shuffle my fingers to office furniture you know 😉
LOL. I love the new profile pic. Who knew picture panda had wardrobe changes – like Cher? 🙂
Hehe – and just look at that happy festive grin!
As to snails I can not speak with experience…
Now slugs on the other hand …there’s a topic I can onomatopoeically get into….(with text….and images….you know…I’m that guy that always takes things just a little too….)
The Cake of Crabs takes my challenge to extraordinary and disgusting heights! You really should follow this ping – Slugs for Panda, below!
Follow at your own risk….I walk a crooked (and slimy) path…into dark places….don’t say I didn’t warn you…
I’m pretty much counting on it 😉
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Tantric-style
18 minutes according to Crabcakes post! That’s 18 times longer than your average man! Slooooooow love!
Why oh why did I look at Crabcakes post. I just know the next time I have sex that snail porn is going to pop into my mind! ;(
It’s seriously revolting isn’t it!! Holy snotty encephalopod copulations Batman!!
Schluuuuppppop.
Nice – the ‘pop’ on the end sounds like the ‘post-coital flop out’ – 🙂
Exactly. It was the uncoupling.
It disturbs me that we were so easily on the same page with that one 😕
We watch too much Discovery Channel… or YouTube.