This people, this is what you did. I warned you, but Mobious, Lynette, Combat and Sophia did it anyway.
Are you laughing now! Are you, you sick bastards!!
All over the house are dead hamsters. My son was so devastated he dug the shotgun out from the under-stairs cupboard. I’d take a photograph of his corpse to further shame you, but it’s kind of spread all over the walls and floor and I can’t get it into a single shot (something he was plainly able to manage).
Are you proud? Are you happy now? You sicken me!
But don’t think you’re going to get away with it, because it’s far from over – for I have this:
“I am gonna fuck you up, hamster killers!”
Yeah. Watch your backs.
And just to show you their spirit isn’t broken, my last living hamster has a message for you – so heed!
“You see what I’m doing? Yeah, you know what I’m doing. This is why you hate us, because we can… read it and weep. You may have left me alone, but I can still get some… ha ha ha ha ha!!!”
The world is insane and I'm in writing therapy!
There is no doubt about it my friend you are one twisted individual!!!(perhaps that is why I like you so much?!?!)
I’d argue, but I’m so messed up even I’ve gotta admit it!
hahaha!!!
(currently I am suffering – ok not suffering – but am inflicted with laryngitis – and I am sure my family is actually quite pleased about this – anyways…) when I laugh I sound like a hamster… which then makes me feel sad for all the poor little dead beasties over your way…. sniff, sniff 😥
remind me why was I laughing ??? oh right you’re twisted, and can’t even deny it!!!
Ahh, Hearty, poor you.
If I was in the same time-zone I’d be rubbing things into you to make you feel better.
Or just to take advantage 😉
oh dear me! and what exactly are you proposing RoS??? I am not sure if my delicate and sensitive nature is understanding you correctly?? 😉
My lawyer has advised me to say nothing!
You stole two of those pictures from the internet – and they were mine! I have two angora rabbits who will defend me against angry guinea pigs. Bring it on!
Of course – I flushed the real ones – how sick do you think I am – I’m gonna keep corpses in the house and take photos?! Your twisted.
Guinea pigs are nothing compared to a fully armed War-Hamster. Your bunnies are mine!
(did you know the whole on-line game ‘War Hammer’ only came about through a typo – it would have been much better in it’s original rodent form.)
Hahahahahahahahahaha! War Hamster? Where do they get ammo that small? What is that awful smell coming from your plumbing?
Hey, I had an enema only yesterday – my plumbing is beautiful.
My compost heap on the other hand is being optioned for the next SAW movie…
The ammo? From small arms dealers of course!
Ew. You are one sick bastard! Those poor dead hamsters being flushed out of your plumbing…I have to hope it was a self-administered enema – what would a doctor say about the hamsters?
It was a vet, I’m a Panda, he was unsurprised 😉
Your hamster is just jealous of my chinchilla who can get action without having to bend in half as much.
Hey, we animals need to stick together – it’s us vs the pink ugly ones!
You can keep “I’m blind in one eye, ill throw food at you and other crap whilst you sleep because I want to play, and I don’t need you as a friend just your dog” chinchilla. I don’t need his attitude here.
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Tell me. When you met the cheshire cat, did you kick his teeth out?!
Tried, unfortunately my foot went up the creature called a queens rather large bottom. A rather unpleasant experience I would not like to repeat.
Gosh, I’d always thought you went into a rabbit hole…
I’m sure the queen was none too impressed either, although it would explain her increasingly cross face of late on our stamps.
I fall into and outta them. Buying cannot be held responsible for the queens bottom. I blame that darn cat.
Hehehe – I’m soooooo scared. Bring it on you little furry, four-legged, gun-totin’, murderin’ machine. 🙂
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Your house is first! There is evil in you…
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You are one twisted man, Mike. have to admit I love it.
Coming from a lying pornographer that’s a real compliment! 😉
Yes! I am happy now!! That was my plan all along!!! Bah ha ha ha!!
Join Mobius in the hall of shame…
I really wanna see what that war hamster/guinea pig is actually gonna do…
I can tell you this – it aint macrame!
THE funniest photos. And I knew a man who could assume exactly the same position as the last hamster…
Wow. I want to ask why he did, but I don’t want to ask…