DO NOT LIKE THIS PAGE!!
I mean it, do not press like. For every like on this page I will kill one of my son’s hamsters.
This is a test page to catch those gits who like stuff and never read it. So, not only will they be bloody rude, but they’ll have killed a hamster and broken my son’s heart.
All these warnings come early enough to appear in the reader – deliberately. So likers will not even be looking. That’s how crap they’ll be.
I mean, seriously. The title says I’m going to die, the first line says do not press like. Anyone who presses like is either not reading it or is evil.
Anyway. Just so you know, I’m losing my computer for the weekend so won’t be around. I have lined up a couple of Blog Tips posts in the scheduler, as I know some of you will not survive without them. I am all about the love.
If you want to acknowledge this page and how funny I am, comment, BUT DO NOT LIKE. I will hate you.