My only rule is that I shall not be bound by any rules
By custom we paint our houses white
I painted mine black
I have incurred several injuries from low furniture
My friend offered a game of chess
I said no
When asked I explained why
So it is a rule that you do not play, he said
I chose black and moved my knight
Three squares forward and five left
He put my king in his mouth and said
Check mate!
It was not a satisfactory game.
Now my house is painted cream,
A variation on a theme
But I play chess straight
You can tell me anything (yes, even that!)